An open Wolf of All Streets tool

Retire on Bitcoin

Drag the sliders. See when a stack can cover your life, or how much coin that life takes.

The price you assumed

Price follows the CAGR you set. One year out it is today’s price times (1 + CAGR). Bear, Base, and Bull are shortcuts. None of them is a prediction.

Buys land later

Today’s figure is the stack you already hold. The next buy hits one period from now, at that date’s price. Weekly means 52 buys a year. Daily uses 365 days.

25× spending

The nest egg is that year’s spending times 25, the 4% rule. Inflation, when it’s on, lifts the target. Fees, taxes, and a bad decade are not in the model.

Not financial advice

CAGR is an assumption, not a forecast. This calculator does not know the future price of bitcoin. It ignores fees, taxes, and sequence-of-returns risk. Do not retire because a slider said so.